For a little pastor humor:
One Sunday after his service, the rural pastor decided to unwind by taking a drive in the country. Before he knew it, he was going down the country lanes at over 60 miles per hour.

As luck would have it, the sheriff had his radar set up and soon had the pastor pulled over. As the sheriff approached him, the pastor said in his most innocent-sounding voice, "You won't really give me a ticket, will you? I'm just a poor country preacher."

The sheriff looked him in the eyes for a minute, pulled out his ticket book and said, "I sure know that Reverend. I was just at your service."
--Vic Rohret,
Naches, Wash.,
in Ecunet [database online],
meeting name: Eculaugh,
filename: A000000s.MSG, #1073.